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Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Friday, October 5, 2012
new funny quote
Grandpa: It's Grandma's birthday Derek. How old do you think she is?
Derek: Hmmm... She's Beautiful!
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Saturday, June 16, 2012
quote of the week
Joseph: Derek can I try your fruit punch.
Derek: No, you'll get my germs
Joseph: But you're not sick!
Derek: I am now!
Joseph: Fine then, I'm sick too, so let me try your drink!
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Funny quotes
Derek’s:
- People say Grant looks like you Derek, do you think he looks like you? Derek’s response, “No, he looks like Grant, but you can call him precious.”
- Ice is “Icthe” and Bath is “Baff”
- Derek says he wants to be a police man when he grows up so he can hand out tickets. Today he was cutting out paper and handing out tickets to us. We were watching conference and asked him why we got a ticket. He says it was for watching a video.
- Derek wants to hold Grant every chance he gets. He especially likes to hold him when he has the hiccups so that if he crys he can say, “He’s just crying because he has the hiccupths!”
Joseph’s:
- While helping Daddy to pick up mulch for the front yard, Joseph said, I like coming here and someday I’m going to be a Construction worker so I can work here. See that skid steer I’m going to drive it someday! J
- We were talking about Grant Turley and Grandma and Joseph asked where they were and I explained they were in heaven together. He asked, “How did your grandma die?” I explained that she got cancer which is a disease that makes you really sick. Still confused he asks, “ Was it from cigarettes, alcohol, or coffee?”
- Me – Sis. Proffit is coming to watch you guys. Joseph - Why is her name Sis. Proffit? Is it because she is a prophet?
- People say Grant looks like you Derek, do you think he looks like you? Derek’s response, “No, he looks like Grant, but you can call him precious.”
- Ice is “Icthe” and Bath is “Baff”
- Derek says he wants to be a police man when he grows up so he can hand out tickets. Today he was cutting out paper and handing out tickets to us. We were watching conference and asked him why we got a ticket. He says it was for watching a video.
- Derek wants to hold Grant every chance he gets. He especially likes to hold him when he has the hiccups so that if he crys he can say, “He’s just crying because he has the hiccupths!”
Joseph’s:
- While helping Daddy to pick up mulch for the front yard, Joseph said, I like coming here and someday I’m going to be a Construction worker so I can work here. See that skid steer I’m going to drive it someday! J
- We were talking about Grant Turley and Grandma and Joseph asked where they were and I explained they were in heaven together. He asked, “How did your grandma die?” I explained that she got cancer which is a disease that makes you really sick. Still confused he asks, “ Was it from cigarettes, alcohol, or coffee?”
- Me – Sis. Proffit is coming to watch you guys. Joseph - Why is her name Sis. Proffit? Is it because she is a prophet?
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
more funny quotes
1. Derek- Where are my shoes ?
Me- They are right in front of you. Don't let them bite you!
Derek- Hey! They don't have mowfes! (Mouths)
2. Derek- I love you super duper lot of much!
3. Joseph - Mom I love you $100.
4. Joseph- Mom for my birthday I want too many special things that cost a lot of money!
Me- They are right in front of you. Don't let them bite you!
Derek- Hey! They don't have mowfes! (Mouths)
2. Derek- I love you super duper lot of much!
3. Joseph - Mom I love you $100.
4. Joseph- Mom for my birthday I want too many special things that cost a lot of money!
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Deep thoughts from Joseph
1. Mom, I wish you and dad had been born first and not Adam and Eve. (Where did that come from???)
2. Mom, why did Heavenly Father create grubs? (Grubs are these discusting wormlike things that kill your grass and then turn into June Beatles in the summer)
2. Mom, why did Heavenly Father create grubs? (Grubs are these discusting wormlike things that kill your grass and then turn into June Beatles in the summer)
Friday, January 20, 2012
Our Derek
Derek is so much fun! One thing he likes to do is follow the rules! If you tell him he can have milk after he eats all his food and you accidentally give it to him when he's not quite finished, he will say, "No, take that away! I'm not finished yet!" The other day I was preparing the boys plates and decided to put a cup of applesauce on them for their fruit, Derek noticed the applesauce and said excitedly, "Is this for if I eat all my food?!" I really hadn't planned on saying that, but I was thinking good idea, sure! Derek immediately removed the applesauce from his plate and said don't give this to me yet! I need to finish my food first!
To top it all off, I had bought some cookies for family home evening and Derek brought the package to me asking if he could have one. I told him he could have some for family night. He then responded, "ok, then put them up high so I can't reach them, ok?!"
Our boys are so precious and so excited for the baby that is due in the next 6-7 weeks!
To top it all off, I had bought some cookies for family home evening and Derek brought the package to me asking if he could have one. I told him he could have some for family night. He then responded, "ok, then put them up high so I can't reach them, ok?!"
Our boys are so precious and so excited for the baby that is due in the next 6-7 weeks!
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
call for help!
So last night we took the boys over to grammy's(Wayne's mom) house while we went to movie and a dinner with the King family and the boys fell asleep right before we went to pick them up. We brought them back to grandma's(Amy's mom) house and put them in bed. The next morning Wayne and I went to an early morning temple session and Joseph woke up scared and confused because he wasn't at grammy's house anymore, the house was dark and he couldn't find anyone. So, what did he do??? He found the phone and dialled 911!!! Grandpa heard him and walked in to hear him on the phone with the 911 operator telling them how scared he was. He said he had to call the fireman because he was so scared! Well, I only remember telling him about 911 once, but apparantly he remembered!
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