quotes of the week

Quotes of the week:
1. Joseph- How was your sleep Mommy?
Me-Good, how was yours?
Joseph-Good! What did you dream about?
Me-I can’t remember, what did you dream about?
Joseph-I dreamed about you!
Me-Was it a good dream?
Joseph-Yes!
Me-Good! Derek what did you dream about?
Derek- Ummm.. .The Book of Mormon! (I would have loved to have been inside of that dream!)

2. Derek was throwing a tantrum at the end of a Home Depot trip. I picked him up and just started walking to the car. Derek’s response in his meanest bossiest voice was- “"I'm going to tell JoJo mom!" "I'm going to tell JoJo that you held me like a baby!" Nice try Derek, but that doesn’t scare me for some reason!

3. So we lock our door at night so the boys can’t sneak in, especially Derek who has made a habit of magically appearing in our bed in the middle of the night. One night he tried to come in and when the door was locked he started pounding on it. When we told him he couldn’t come in, he says “Daddy, you need to SHARE your bed!”

4. Another Derek one, he is just too funny! So this morning I grabbed his feet and started saying “This little piggy went to market…” He says very seriously, “Mom, STOP they are TOES! They are called toes mommy!”

5. My boys have become the WORST back seat drivers! I taught them about traffic signals and signs and now whenever we go places they are always yelling things like, “ Mom GO it green! or SLOW DOWN it’s yellow and that means it’s going to turn red!” Well, yesterday Derek was being especially hard on me. “Mom stop or you will CRASH, but then he follows up with Good job mom!” Thanks boys!